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that's six times more than I've been all year...

Jul. 17th, 2008 | 04:18 pm

Six workouts a day? Jesus, if he’s so big on staying skinny, why did he ever stop doing coke?
Wonkette, on Senator Obama's workout regimen


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oh, also, office supplies; thanks for all the office supplies

Jul. 17th, 2008 | 11:20 pm

Dept. of I Mailed It To You, So You Throw It Away, crossfiled under Chances To Name-Drop Budgie:
 
 



17 July 2008


xxx, Inc.
attn: Office Manager / Operations
xxx x. xxxxxx xxx., xxx xxx
Chicago, IL 60601


To my old friends at xxx:

The enclosed are keys to the xxx offices, vintage 2002. The large key opens the xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx server room; one of the smaller keys worked the main locks, and the other was either to your men's lav. or to the offices of an advertising agency in the West Loop — I can't remember for sure.

I'm sending them to you in case they are of any value, in the off chance you haven't re-keyed your locks in the interim (two renovations later?...). If you can believe it, I was still carrying these around latched to the inside of my computer satchel. I also found a University of Chicago residence hall key in there, which makes it something of a mystery how I ever received my key deposit upon move-out (I did).

I still look back with gratitude on my time spent at xxx: while I was often hiding in the server room, playing loud music and taking apart your phone system, I also benefited immensely from interacting with the xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx's wonderful clients and learning from my devoted colleagues. I was (and am) humbled by everyone's dedication to your mission, and I'm impressed by the organization's myriad successes across diverse program areas.

After xxx, I worked in the entertainment industry, where my colleagues and I had the privilege of working with one Ms. Courtney Reed when she was still "Budgie." From there, advertising; now, I'm back in my native Northern California, working in public relations. There's a lot to love about this part of the world, but I still miss much about Chicago, including my dear friends. So many xxxers, past and present, will always remain on that list.

I hope all is well. Thanks for all the free color printing, and sorry it took so long to get your keys back to you.


Fondly,



Jonathan E. Cowperthwait




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