WHEREAS it should be imposed upon shared with the whole world, and
WHEREAS today is Labor Day,
THEREFORE you should set The Most Unwanted Music, The Ringtone, Labor Day Edition to trumpet across the land, or at least across your apartment / office / MUNI Metro car, each time you receive a telephone call today, until your roommates / colleagues / fellow passengers stab you to death with shivs made from belt buckles, because they are that jealous of you for having the very coolest ringtone ever. Yes, this is how it works.
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