cowperthwait | lies, evasion, spin, circumspection and cleverly veiled hype

If you think I'm carefully filing this away for use in his 21st birthday party invitations, you're absolutely right.


photographers make me sick


Previously:
Nolan has big eyes
Nolan has a sweet hat

A: Yes, yes they are.


a lady-killer, like his godfather


Previously:
Meet Nolan

I am The Godfather.

Literally.


Nolan James. April 1, 2008. 6 lbs., 13 oz.

Witnesses say a dark cloud is forming...


Engaging with catnip; discerning an unplugged vacuum cleaner from a witch; focusing his eyes. To this list of things our Oscar can't do, add "killing old people."


1:31:28 AM Leah Albritton (AIM): hes jesus
1:31:32 AM Leah Albritton (AIM): obv
1:31:34 AM JEC (AIM): He's spawn of Satan.
1:31:36 AM JEC (AIM): Obv.
1:31:41 AM Leah Albritton (AIM): youre so fucking weird
1:31:48 AM JEC (AIM): Dude, a cat that kills old people is weird.
1:32:03 AM Leah Albritton (AIM): the joke is,
1:32:07 AM Leah Albritton (AIM): all those people are dying
1:32:16 AM Leah Albritton (AIM): he really only has to choose randomly
1:32:31 AM JEC (AIM): Fair enough.

11:03:59 PM Leah Albritton (AIM): why did youw ash her
11:04:04 PM Leah Albritton (AIM): i forget
11:04:27 PM JEC (AIM): 'Cause I thought, you know, why not? I washed Oscar because it's getting warm, he's bad at self-grooming, and I didn't want him to keep smellin'.
11:04:28 PM Leah Albritton (AIM): lol
11:04:36 PM JEC (AIM): And he forgave me after about a half-hour of glaring at me and licking himself.
11:05:12 PM Leah Albritton (AIM): lololo
11:05:52 PM Leah Albritton (AIM): u bathe ur pussy
11:05:53 PM Leah Albritton (AIM): lol
11:06:06 PM Leah Albritton (AIM): and u clean the box
11:06:13 PM JEC (AIM): Hi. Are you twelve?
11:06:19 PM Leah Albritton (AIM): um YES